If this is not malpractice, it has to be a breach of promise. Sitting in an eye doctor’s waiting area watching “The Price is Right” for 38 minutes past your appointment time sure…
OP-ED: It’s hard to see why eye doctors can’t tell timeSarah Merly
If this is not malpractice, it has to be a breach of promise. Sitting in an eye doctor’s waiting area watching “The Price is Right” for 38 minutes past your appointment time sure…
OP-ED: Latest gas prices fueling déjà vuSarah Merly
All the news just repeats itself, like some forgotten dream that we’ve both seen. John Prine wrote that lyric in 1971, about the time I drew one of…
OP-ED: Dressed to lastSarah Merly
It seems to be a growing trend for buildings that formerly housed some other kind of retail to convert to thrift shops, which is kind of appropriate: Previously owned…
OP-ED: The skies are friendlier, but it is a pain to get thereSarah Merly
Everything about air travel used to be grand and exciting — except the flying. Admittedly, I got off to a bad start on Trip One, bouncing through a Louisiana thunderstorm…
OP-ED: To get heroes, the paychecks need zeroesThe Apopka Chief
While looking at a somewhat disappointing selection of New York strip steaks, my thoughts naturally turned toward college football. What if big-time coaches did their own grocery shopping?
OP-ED: It’s almost quitting time — let’s get something startedThe Apopka Chief
Not to be morbid or anything, but if a lifetime was a 9-to-5 workday, I’d be at about 4:45, a time when a lot of otherwise pretty good employees start putting their tools away and…
OP-ED: Nobody ever said it would be all smooth sailingThe Apopka Chief
G.I. beans and G.I. gravy Gee, I wish I’d joined the Navy We used to sing that song at Fort Polk when we were marching around the backside…
OP-ED: Why do I have to foot this ‘medical’ bill?The Apopka Chief
Several years ago I had so much trouble with my left foot that I had to hop to the bathroom first thing in the morning. This discomforted me,…
OP-ED: Thank you for your patronage…now, go awayThe Apopka Chief
I recently finished “Semi-Colon: The Past, Present and Future of a Misunderstood Mark.” When you can find a whole book about one piece of punctuation, you’ve got a collection worth browsing.
OP-ED: Those who teach teachers never seem to learnThe Apopka Chief
There are thousands of teachers going back to school this week, and you would be wise to give them a wide berth. They are liable to have already been pushed close to the limits of their endurance,…








